Template:StevenGateDialogue
Character | Dialogue |
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mmmmmmmm! you reek of sadness! please poke your head into the future! | |
need a professional opinion would i look cute with a bow? ... i’ll take your silence as a yes | |
oh cool pirate costume arrrrgh! there be loot yonder step inside into ye abyss and... damn. lost it okay, you can go | |
a fez? really? not sure how out of style that is but I hope you dont leave a bad aftertaste | |
you seem familiar you dont happen to have a ball problem, do you? … the smell is telling me otherwise | |
you look a lot like my ex! well, minus the dead bird she sure was a demon in disguise, though ... get in here before i change my mind | |
hold your horses, pal im in pretty high demand you gotta wait at the back of the line- hey, whered everybody go? you killed them all? figures | |
*gasp* a vampire! i dont have my garlic! or my stakes! but i know your one weakness you cant come in without being invited! ill even do this to prove a point | |
you afraid of death? i know a couple of guys theyre all about it figured youd like to meet them | |
i see you! behind the screen youre slouching sit up straight! | |
AH! i didnt notice you come in dont do that next time | |
must be nice having friends oh me? yeah i got tons do you wanna meet them? | |
hey man you alright? you look parched do you need a glass of water? my friends could probably go get one for you | |
you upset me how does a statue walk? thats not my business to pry but they might ask you | |
spooky scary skeletons! send shivers down your spine! shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom tonight! im not being skeleton racist, am i? | |
can you read? could i ask for a favor i need you to do my taxes before friday in return ill show you a cool place here, ill pay upfront | |
what? theres two of you now? one was enough, lets be real i understand the struggle though there are alot of me as well | |
my third eye is twitching are you ready to receive our gift? | |
christ, what happened to your hair? car accident? bar fight? mauled by a mutant bear? if youre on the run, then get in here i swear i wont rat you out | |
you remind me of someone he was missing an eye as well if you see him... tell him i said hi | |
youre not one of me, are you? no, i didnt think so but you could be youd fit right in | |
oh my god yknow what just– just get in here. you REEK im gonna need a mint after this | |
you remind me a lot of myself sad, depressed, miserable… ... you should reconsider this | |
somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed a case of the grumps! piss in the cereal! ...for the record, those were all jokes lighten up, jeez | |
sorry about the wings must hurt like a bitch! ouch, and the horn not having a good day, huh? maybe things will get better in here | |
wait, im confused so are there two of you? or is it just a split personality? which ones the real deal? | |
ive had tons of people walk into my mouth you though? just dont mess up anything in there or else | |
man i havent seen anyone in a while where is everyone? someone usually visits by now making me kinda... *yawwwwwn* | |
oh! whens your baby due– oh. whoa okay just make sure you treat that... thing with respect and dont feed it after midnight! | |
hey now, not anyone can just get in here for free theres a toll! thirty bucks, pay up what? its only pennies down here? whatever! keep your change | |
hey... a fellow portal brother where does yours lead? it only pulls bugs out? thats lame check mine out | |
haha look at this guy sitting on the floor, cant even move what a loser ... sorry. guys like us gotta stick together | |
into future blind many and many and more rapture be confined you like that? i wrote it myself you seem the bright and intelligent type well, for someone with a hole in their head | |
keep that thing on a leash, man oh wait you do i dont allow pets but... you seem responsible |